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Straitjackets Magazine


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LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING
Cousin Minnie Pearl, the undisputed queen of country comedy, wore her usual floral, flour sack dress and her famous straw hat with the $1.98
Valerie Eitzen
Jul 7, 20182 min read
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GOPHER THEATER
The ticket window faced the street, with a set of double green doors on either side.
Sandy Schuster-Hubbard
Jul 6, 20186 min read
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KITTENS
The pin was two black cats sitting back to back with their tails entwined
Lynette Tucker
Jul 5, 20187 min read
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THE DIME LADY
There were at least five of us over a fifteen to twenty year period drawn into her service by the lure of a dime.
Chuck Sims
Jul 4, 20183 min read
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A MEMORIAL DAY STORY
These are the war stories one rarely hears.
Victor Swatsek
Jul 3, 20182 min read
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AUTHORS, HELP
Somebody raise George Orwell from his grave,
Hanna Stephenson
Jul 2, 20181 min read
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BREAKERS
Where at a distance you would rise
a growing lift to Paradise
Judie Maré
Apr 12, 20181 min read
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HERE LIES ANNIE MAY PARKER
An aura of resolve emanated from Annie May that overload all about her. She was of an otherworldly intelligence ...
Cheryl McGuire
Apr 11, 20182 min read
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FIT FOR BURYING
“Ed, he’s gone. Banjo’s gone. He died this morning,” the woman cried into the telephone. Between hiccups and blasts on a handkerchief...
JoLynne Buehring
Apr 10, 20186 min read
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IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE
I learned the willingness to unabashedly shake one's hips was an important prerequisite for the rumba, the mambo, the cha-cha and the samba.
Howard Feigenbaum
Apr 9, 20185 min read
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THE OLD CAT
I miss him jumping up on the stall door to get my attention while I fed the horses.
Lynette Tucker
Apr 7, 20181 min read
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THE LAMP
Angela said Papà wanted to show me his special lamp.
Valerie Eitzen
Apr 6, 20184 min read
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THE HONEY-DO LIST
She created a huge roster of additions to my ever-present honey-do list. The list hangs over my head like a guillotine.
Dennis Conrad
Apr 5, 20182 min read
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CAT TROUBLE
I took Amber to the vet, who put him on Valium. It settled him down to where he calmly pees on the wall, the floor, the slider.
John R. Hoddy
Apr 4, 20184 min read
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WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME?
When I am old and gray
and my bark is not as ferocious
Katherine Tucker
Apr 3, 20181 min read
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WHO WILL BE THE MASTER?
Gregor, the car, wouldn't even let me call him "The Car." He was a Transport Manager.
Daniel Kuttner
Apr 2, 20184 min read
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